SOCIAL | Twitter > Facebook TOPICAL | The Lindy Warhols > Chatty Cathys > Love Love > Saved By The Blog: The College Years > Lousy Poetry > The Memoirs > The Dumb Blonde Brunette > Letters From The Editor ADDITIONAL | See a Random Post | Browse the Archive | About!lindymae.comTumblr (3.0; @lindymae)http://lindymae.com/Something you might not know about me is that I recorded the...<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Gww_b_oP1Pg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Something you might not know about me </strong>is that I recorded the 1998 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards on the downstairs VCR and then proceeded to watch it after school every day and memorize the above performance by Puff Daddy and Ma$e. To this day I get the entire thing stuck in my head. I rap in the shower, when I can’t sleep, on my morning commute, and sometimes as an impromptu lyrical gift to Cory. <em>Tryna get my hands on some Grants like Horace…</em></p>http://lindymae.com/post/17492375035http://lindymae.com/post/17492375035Sun, 12 Feb 2012 10:32:59 -0600Cory turning me into a morning person is about as plausible as me turning him into a Harlem Globetrotter.http://lindymae.com/post/17427940292http://lindymae.com/post/17427940292Sat, 11 Feb 2012 09:44:52 -0600This is my cowardly way of telling my family and friends I have been diagnosed* with acute primary Dysmenorrhea.Menstrual cramps to the layperson. *Love you Web MD.http://lindymae.com/post/17426054764http://lindymae.com/post/17426054764Sat, 11 Feb 2012 09:00:10 -0600Fishing For Compliments FailCory: I love morning storms. Me: Me too honey. What else do you love? Cory: Wakeboarding. Me:...http://lindymae.com/post/17404641123http://lindymae.com/post/17404641123Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:05:00 -0600Chatty CathyingPhoto<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyesfz7i5G1qerkhqo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lindymae.com/post/16696736132http://lindymae.com/post/16696736132Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:04:08 -0600Mini BlogsMy mom says she misses my blog posts, so here are some mini posts to tide her over while I dream up...http://lindymae.com/post/16616470913http://lindymae.com/post/16616470913Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:47:00 -0600ShuttersMe: when we decide on a new color, can we just paint the shutters we already have? Or do we have to...http://lindymae.com/post/15987689023http://lindymae.com/post/15987689023Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:00:00 -0600Chatty Cathyingdumbblondeilovecharts: Update to Doghouse Diaries’ how to find cups in...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5af5YjrC1qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/15699851459/update-to-doghouse-diaries-how-to-find-cups-in" target="_blank">ilovecharts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Update to <a href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/12327695217/pleatedjeans-doghouse-diaries" target="_blank">Doghouse Diaries’ how to find cups in someone else’s house</a> flow chart, as the ubiquitous pasta cabinet was missing.</p> <p>-<a href="http://gusset.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">gusset</a></p> </blockquote>http://lindymae.com/post/15701049728http://lindymae.com/post/15701049728Wed, 11 Jan 2012 20:06:02 -0600I can't fathom why the neighbor lady finds it appropriate to listen to talk radio in her driveway every morning at 4.http://lindymae.com/post/15380825779http://lindymae.com/post/15380825779Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:32:00 -0600Too bad eating yogurt with a big fork wasn't my New Years resolution.http://lindymae.com/post/15271276503http://lindymae.com/post/15271276503Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:56:00 -0600unconventionalutensiluse2012lunchRIP New Year's resolutionI did try. For an hour forty-five. It’s TOO HARD!!http://lindymae.com/post/15119656189http://lindymae.com/post/15119656189Sun, 01 Jan 2012 02:14:32 -0600RecollectionsIn 2011 I rang in the New Year in a strange suburb, tip-toed in the Pacific Ocean while Californians...http://lindymae.com/post/15088954312http://lindymae.com/post/15088954312Sat, 31 Dec 2011 11:59:03 -0600Truthful TuesdeeI want to go back to school. I want to get an MFA in Nonfiction Writing or a graduate degree in...http://lindymae.com/post/14871522430http://lindymae.com/post/14871522430Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:40:00 -0600Dating for DummiesI am currently listening to a young Texas schoolteacher, who is spending part of her winter break at...http://lindymae.com/post/14869636763http://lindymae.com/post/14869636763Tue, 27 Dec 2011 11:59:00 -0600That awkward moment when a girl you know only as a toddler adds you on Facebookand her status is “I’d slap you but I don’t wanna get SLUT on my hand(:” Gah.http://lindymae.com/post/14857929427http://lindymae.com/post/14857929427Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:50:00 -0600toosoonwhathappenedyouusedtoridemyfootlikeacarouselzebra"This skirt is giving me a headache. I mean first of all it’s ugly as sin. Nobody in their..."“This skirt is giving me a headache. I mean first of all it’s ugly as sin. Nobody in...http://lindymae.com/post/14812998629http://lindymae.com/post/14812998629Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:59:00 -0600Currently watching                 Discussion items— Eeyore is a textbook depressive and nobody seems to, er,...http://lindymae.com/post/14812130894http://lindymae.com/post/14812130894Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:32:00 -0600"The Shawshank Redemption"The last thing I remember is falling asleep in the middle of it. When I woke up, I was standing in...http://lindymae.com/post/14651822804http://lindymae.com/post/14651822804Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:39:00 -0600I have an irrational fear of home invasions.And tonight it interfered with my bubble bath. Not cool.http://lindymae.com/post/14650909104http://lindymae.com/post/14650909104Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:20:00 -0600That's not my name (clap clap)It’s widely known throughout my world that my name is the source of much confusion. How...http://lindymae.com/post/14597579722http://lindymae.com/post/14597579722Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:13:00 -0600