Showed Cory.
Watched his jaw drop at the price.
Told him I bought it!
Reminded him that he said I should stop buying cheap purses.
Said “And you never would’ve let me buy it had I asked you first!”
Nodded with each “Are you being serious?” that followed.
Offered to show him the shipping confirmation.
Watched as he was consumed with helpless disbelief.
Showed him the dimensions to prove it’s worth every penny.
Noticed him growing more nauseous by the nanosecond. 
Became more and more giddy as I showed him alternate views.
Smiled when he reminded me we have a wedding to pay for.
Told him I was just kidding, SILLY!
Watched his head explode and laughed and laughed.