A Banana Bread Skit

Wife, running late for a girl date:
I'm already running late, I can't wait for the banana bread buzzer to go off in 4 minutes. Can you take it out in 4 minutes?
Husband:
Yes.
Wife:
Are you sure, because on Thanksgiving you said you'd take out the cornbread, and you forgot to and--
Husband:
Honey! You can trust me. I'm not an idiot.
Wife:
I know, it's just, the cornbread--
Husband:
I'm not gonna do that again. I'm a changed man. Go! You're gonna be late.
Wife:
Just listen for the buzzer. It'll go off in 3 minutes.
*TWO AND A HALF HOURS LATER*
Wife, via text:
How's the banana bread?
Husband:
...........
Husband:
I'm so sorry.
Men. Can't live with 'em. Can't trust 'em with breads.

Notes: 2 12/17/11 — 3:50pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z53YYyDOcSzv Filed under: #Chatty Cathying