How Kohl’s managed to make Black Friday shopping even less appealing than those TV reports depicting pepper-spray-wielding lunatics:

“Black Friday, Black Friday, gotta go to Kohl’s on Black Friday.”

Job well done, f**kers. I’m never stepping foot in your store again.

I hate you,
Lindy

PS: Please send me many coupons and soon so I can partake in your boot selection ASAP lololz.

 
  1. stacksandstripes said: I posted about this too. Horrible!
  2. lindymae posted this