me: are you ok dad? you sound really…hyper

dad: I’m great I took a 5 Hour Energy at 1 today so that’s why I’m hyper so it’s been about 4 hours so it should wear off in about 42 minutes I’m guessing

me: oh! I love 5 Hour Energies. I drank them all the time in college

dad: yeah I have a 5 Hour Energy 4…5…I’d say 4 or 5 times every week so that’s not that bad really, I buy them in bulk at Sam’s Club, I’d say I go through about 24 a month

me: ohh

Lightbulb: I’d been so worried about turning into my parents, it never occurred to me they might slowly be turning into me.

#joke!