People keep asking me what married life is like and if it’s any different than being single. From what I’ve experienced the last 11 days, the only thing different is that we now go to bed at 8:30p Sunday through Friday, and on Saturdays we drink Coors banquet beer early and often. I have a hunch that the latter is mostly unrelated to marriage per Iowa Hawkeye football.

Also, married people have significantly more casserole dishes.